GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like